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Summer Transfer Window

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Magdad, Jan 31, 2022.

  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    For the avoidance of doubt for our six fingered chum, we have the highest net spend in the PL this year. And have just stuck another £100m+ in the bank.
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    The guy is struggling to cope..
     
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  3. WorkyTicketFTM

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    I know that a club that’s meant to be the richest in world football having cash flow issues and having to get an advance 6 months into the clubs ownership screams red flags. We’ll see if you’ve won the prem after 5 years like she said :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  4. Magdad

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    Okay, we have home strips and away strips without sponsors on them. These are for the middle eastern market. The reason they've been sent out to the domestic market is Catastrophe ****ed up. They don't own a factory themselves they contract out to the cheapest places they can find who in turn have **** QC (quality control for our viewing mutant).

    In theory the PL can't stop us from cancelling an existing partnership however the costs involved would come out of the clubs bank account.

    The bank account does not change significantly just because we have rich owners without them dropping fortune into it which is what FFP blocks. They can spend on infrastructure etc without any issues but in theory for every £100m they drop PCP need to finance £10m.

    My honest belief is they've decided to keep PCP front and centre and have gone down this route rather than have them find additional personal funding to go add another 3 players.
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    Your limbic system is going to continue to suffer more and more and more.
     
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  6. Magdad

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    The business acount doesn't change because of the owners wealth. If the owners invest then 80% is PIF 10% is RB and 10% is PCP. Only RB and PIF can easy drop a billion into this without a care in the world, PCP would struggle to keep up their 10% stake.

    So to make this easy for you. for every 8 fingers you stroke your sisters futa-cock with, 2 other people would each need to stick a finger on it too.
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    The guy hasn't got the mental capacity to realise who's bought the club and what it means.
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

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    That’s a possibility. Regarding cash flow they (PIF) can pump in as much cash as they like and it’s extremely easy to do and still maintain the same ownership structure.

    But I believe they may want to maintain a degree of equilibrium with the share structure. The risk with this debt finance is shared in the same ownership structure.

    Plus remember PIF are wanting the asset and value of the club to grow. This injection of cash gives us another window of funding. But I think we might find that the commercial side now will grow 5x now.

    We have the right personnel in now to get the commercial wheels in motion.

    The infrastructure is now in good shape (I did say that when the takeover came that this was equally if not more important longer term) and that’s fantastic.

    We now have removed the cash problem. It’s all systems go now and Howe will simply have to deliver if given all the tools.
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    That's a relief

     
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  10. WorkyTicketFTM

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    You don’t need to be nasty, it’s not my fault you’ve been led down the garden path big cock. At least with your payday loan you might be able to break your £120k a week wage cap and sign your first world class player, like the other mid table premier league clubs.
     
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  11. Magdad

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    I'm struggling tonight. I don't know if I've actually broken Chaos and dragged him to the dark side or if someone else has got his passport.

    Either that or Roland's going to rock up all positive and then I'm blaming the wifes cooking <laugh>
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    The situation has changed.. My reverse psychology has paid dividends once again
     
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  13. Magdad

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    You got very lucky with Shelvey last night <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  15. Prince Isak (GG)

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    They have seen the light mate. There is a change coming. I can feel it I’m my wonky penis.
     
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    It was a well reasoned clause..
     
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  17. Magdad

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    For anyone wanting to know about this HSBC loan and how it works Keiran Maguire (Football finance guru) is going live on Loaded HQ tonight at 19.30
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    How do you listen?
     
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  19. Magdad

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    It was one sided you jammy bastard <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    FWIW I was only going to make you change it for a month
     
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  20. Magdad

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