The humble toaster. One of mankinds (I mean personkinds) best inventions. That's my nod to advanced technology
Quarterloon's there in the corridor trying to convince himself he doesn't need the wheelchair as he slumps along using the wall for support. Either that or he's pissed again at 2am.
Don’t forget the Breville sandwich maker. Who needs the iPhone when you can do cheese and beans in a toastie?
He’s the one telling the nurse she’s a brain dead leftie and we’ll all be better off when she’s privatised
Ah yes, I'd forgot all about the "Breville". please log in to view this image A thing of beauty! Youngsters today haven't got a clue about quality.
Some boys in my village, had a contest with one of those. Who could eat a cheese ham sandwich the quickest. The cheese was as hot as the surface of the sun probs.
Gammons are protesting about petrol prices by using more of it https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62034278.amp Sensible liberal types have gone electric.
I’m now grateful to Sadiq Khan for forcing me to exchange my ancient Beemer for a Toyota Aygo, to avoid ULEZ charges. One tank in the Aygo lasts about two months.
It's so hard to tell which is which as they're so interchangeable. Especially Gropey, Filthy, Thicky, Cokey and Boozy.
