Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[spesupersydera]

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[originallambrettaman]

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[Ullofaman]

Somebody in Spain has a serious misunderstanding of history

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[Roary's Smelly Head]

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[Noggin The Nog]

I was once driving along Greenwood Ave when I clocked this Alsation sauntering along the path. The dog headed for zebra crossing, stopped on the kerb. Waited for the traffic to stop, then headed across the road and into the sweet shop.

 

[Idi Amin]

I was once driving along Greenwood Ave when I clocked this Alsation sauntering along the path. The dog headed for zebra crossing, stopped on the kerb. Waited for the traffic to stop, then headed across the road and into the sweet shop.

Did you also see Diddy Doreen?

 

[Noggin The Nog]

Did you also see Diddy Doreen?

No..

 

[DMD]

No..

You weren't the bus driver were you?

 

[balkan tiger]

You weren't the bus driver were you?

Ouch.

 

[Idi Amin]

You weren't the bus driver were you?

Very good! The joke that is.

 

[spesupersydera]

I've never seen it mate, I've read the book but always wanted to see the show.

I was originally booked for this in 2019, I've not had Covid in all that time but - you couldn't make it up, I've got the bastard now; we're rebooked for next month. I'm sure you'll enjoy it

 

[Noggin The Nog]

You weren't the bus driver were you?

'The' bus driver. I can confirm that I've never driven a bus in my life, though I did once drive a few work colleagues in a mini van. That was ten years plus ago, so that's a spent un.

 

[rovertiger]

I was originally booked for this in 2019, I've not had Covid in all that time but - you couldn't make it up, I've got the bastard now; we're rebooked for next month. I'm sure you'll enjoy it

I had to rebook for Thursday. My daughter gets in the office on Monday morning and boss says hope you've nowt planned for Wednesday night because you'll be in Middlesboro. Twat knew she had.

 

[spesupersydera]

I had to rebook for Thursday. My daughter gets in the office on Monday morning and boss says hope you've nowt planned for Wednesday night because you'll be in Middlesboro. Twat knew she had.

I'm sure his little piece of ****housery will be stored away for when he next needs a favour.

 

[rovertiger]

I'm sure his little piece of ****housery will be stored away for when he next needs a favour.

With spades mate, even I don't cross me Daughter, she takes after her Mother
Hope you're feeling good soon mate.

 

[Kempton]

Did you also see Diddy Doreen?

Doreen was lovely and always said "Hello Darling".

RIP Doreen x

 

[Idi Amin]

Doreen was lovely and always said "Hello Darling".

RIP Doreen x

Agreed. I made a cheap joke at her expense.

She was indeed a nice lady in my experience growing up in the area.

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

50 years today...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m00187c6

 

[steverico]

I bought that on the day it came out, still got it, and still play it very occasionally, 50 years where did that go.

 

[DMD]

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