Summer Transfer Window

He seems like a lovely bloke.

 

The Line.

Alan Pardew's arch enemy, "we're working hard, we just can't get transfers over the line" etc. Alan Pardew - outwitted by a line.

 

You don't always look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire

 

So Targett good as done.

Skybet currently have us as favourites to sign DCL, Toney, Sarr, Harrison, Paqueta and Ward-Prowse. All good additions tbh.

 

NEXT

 

I only want him to sign so we have 50,000 pissed up Geordies singing duh duh duh duh duh duh Botman

 

Is Botman happening like..been out all day

 

Well when Edwards starts saying its happening we're as good as getting ready to release him on a free transfer.

 

The tears of Everton and villa fans are starting on twitter.

 

Kind of pissed off we're allowing Tarkowski to go to Everton tbh. That would be a good free signing.

 

I didn’t realise you could change your name?

 

I'm really doubtful of the first two. I just think the price on either will likely be astronomical, and unnecessary given what's available on the continent. Sarr and Harrison seem do-able to me for the right kind of price and would slot in nicely as first choice RW. We're not getting Diaby/Raphinha.

Paqueta would be the stuff of dreams. I mean, it'd be utterly sensational to have Joe, Bruno and Paqueta left to right in a midfield trio - can you even imagine it?!

Ward-Prowse comes up every year. We have Trippier, Targett, Schar, Wilson, Bruno from set pieces. Not sure what else he brings.

 

What Bruno wants he gets.