Sometimes I wonder how **** life would be if electricity was never invented, I mean it would be terrible having to watch TV by candlelight.
Police where called after long queues formed at an Argos store in Belfast when an armed gang raided the store, the gang where waiting at collection point 'c'
I can't believe what I saw in McDonald's today. An old man ordered one burger, fries and a drink. He unwrapped the burger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries dividing them into two piles placing one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then put the cup in between them. As he began to eat his few bites of burger the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously thinking 'That poor old couple, all they can afford is one meal between them.' A young lad came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the couple. The old bloke said "We are just fine, just used to sharing everything" a People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young lad came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old lady said 'No thank you love, we are used to sharing everything.' Finally, as the old fella finished wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young lad again went over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of foodand asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered "The teeth"
