True, but in my metaphorical story, it was the original "boyfriend" that had ten inch tonsil tickler. The random "guy" was minute.
Maybe the randomer had a Tongue like Gene Simmons though ! Also the original had genital warts and preferred men !! I dread to think where this is going .
For this story to work, you have to assume that the original guy had all good traits, and the random guy was, well a random risk. He could have been a serial killer for all I know.
The original , let's call him Barry for arguments sake , let his bird go off with a serial killer . Makes him a grade A toss pot in my books . His bird would probably think likewise , that's if she hasn't been chopped up and stuck in a wheelie bin .
Well the tosspot, who we'll call, oooooh Milan Mandaric, has learnt his lessons, changed his name to Top and wants the woman, who we'll call Nigella Pearson, back.
I now have an image of NP with a long black wig stuck on top of his flat top . Anyway you are kidding yourselves , NP is going nowhere . Neither is Steve Walsh or Shakey . UTT .
We need someone with experience and a record of success, not a prospect for the future, which I'm sure Clark is. A Huddersfield fan on another forum called it right when he stated that Clark has had three years with Huddersfield, who have one of the division's biggest budgets, and yet failed to get promotion. He's a builder, like Nigel Clough. Top's ambition is to go up this season. We can forget that with this option.
I just listened to the Pearson audio. The Hull reporter practically pleaded with him to reassure the fans he was going nowhere, but he refused. Good ol' Nige!
They Hell fans are getting a little het up bless them - Even racism has cropped up again, but how it crept into a thread about them worrying about Nigel coming back to Leicester God only knows
As long as the keep it on there boards it's not our problem. There's no point telling one or two Hullians their in the wrong when the whole village is like it. We just have to wait for them to evolve.
You never heard a Pearson interview before then? He's been with us for well over a year now and he hasn't directly answered any of Burnsy's questions yet.
Despite what anyone might say, he is certainly keeping his options open and the only clear message he sends out, is one to Top that he is not ruling himself out at this stage - It's about as coy as a man can sound without taking the mickey
He didnt bottle it. We only had 1 fit decent striker Fryatt wasnt fit, Vaughan was injured and Howard was suspended and Kermorgant was **** so that just left us with Waghorn
