Rangers v Celtic

No el beero for senors.

 

I stopped reading at "mate".

 

I think the irony is lost on you that you knew we had it and I didn’t.
Bigger and better rivals? What have you won this season?

 

Foreign concept for you?

 

Same old Lain, a day late and a dollar short.

 

2 years and £2k short*

 

He knew you had it because its been all over Tinternet with Berz ripping the shìt out of Celtic for it.

You didn't know they had it because you know fùck all about Celtic.

Hope this helps.

 

Fair enough, I asked for that one

 

Did he, aye?

 

I saw you mentioned it this morning but didn't see the nice table that I posted.

 

I just phoned Seville Oranger and they are definitely open.

Sash bash starts at 1300. €5 entry, first drink is free.

sin rendición!

 

LAIN, how do 4 of us get from Malaga to New Celtic Suite.... sorry, meant Seville.

 

Taxi for Lochers!

 

I got a taxi from Manchester to Blackpool in 2008 cost me 120 bucks but it was worth it.

Robbing wee paki bastard!

 

Train, but rumours are they are full. I am actually going into the station tomorrow to check if they have some seats that don't get sold online, so I will check for you. Think all supporters buses from Benalmadena are full too. You could download an app called "blablacar" that is a sharing app, but it would be a Spaniard taking you more than likely. I suppose there must be some sort of express bus that goes to Seville too, but **** knows. Hiring a car isn't that expensive, but think you have to put down over a grand if you take their insurance and don't have international insurance or something like that

 

Much for a fast black mate?

 

Word on the street that there will be an announcements tonight about a beam back to Ibrox for the game. Scenes.

 

All blacks are fast

 

Not dead ones.

 

Aye