Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Referred to players of Asian heritage within the squad as “terrorists, suicide bombers and curry munchers”.

Edit: **** trying to upload the ‘black ****’ scene in ‘the Gentlemen’

won’t do it

 

FFS

'I'm not racist, but you are a curry muncher and some of yooz are terrorists...not that the two are linked like'

 

And i won't even mention the welch

 

I won’t mention that massive welch either

 

And a close personal friend of mine. So you know he’s a good ****

 

really?

That’s a good claim to fame imo

tell him I said ‘goowon lad’ and to name drop me sometime maybe?

and tell him coz of him I tolerate that **** Jim White every morning

thanks bro

 

You know you're a small club when you get excited by...

 

Means it will be 3pm over here. Won't seem so weird drinking a beer while watching the game as it does when it's a 7am kick off for me.

 

His wife was in the same maternity ward as my sister in law (Michelle Dewberry) she comes from Hull so was up here visiting family and she went into labour early.
A few of the new mums got friendly and exchanged numbers etc. They all meet up when time allows, and the pair of them turned up to my nephews first birthday party.
Nice people.
So yeah, close personal friend is a bit of a stretch. But I’ve met him more times than you, and I consider us practically brothers.

 

We can adopt you as a red next season too! . We've already decided to adopt Bobby for when Chelsea collapse.

Think you'd look good in red.

 

Jack Grealish is a £100m Peter Beagrie - but without the somersaults and motorbike.

True story.

 

Even more respect for Jordan now, he knows what the street does.

 

**** that. Would rather be trapped in a lift with Fosse taking about Yoof and injuries.
BTW, Everton top that league.

 

Well if you change your mind, we have the adoption papers already signed and prepared.

 

You know you are a club with a much inflated ego and a lack of self awareness when a small club beats you to a first Premier League title

 

We already had 18 titles.

 

they were the old type, before football was real. Nobody want to talk about them.

 

... yet no Premier League title ... whilst Manchester United had how many by the time you managed one? ...

... you'll be claiming Royal Engineers are a big club next ...

... the prosecution rests

 

I feel sleepy after reading that.