He needs more money, tbf. Haaland should get him over the line. Or Rice. Or Rice and Haaland. Or Rice, Haaland and Mbappe. Until he needs more the next season.
Real football began in 2019 when we first got VAR. Football before then doesn't count because there was no video ref to accurately check what happened. We have no way of knowing if results were legit. Sorry Fosse. Leicester still hasn't won anything in football because your trophy came before 2019.
You don't have to drink beer at that time in the morning, you heathen. Wine or brandy would be appropriate. Or both.
Does Michelle Dewberry need those glasses? When she was on the Pledge and wore those glasses, she always reminded me of a porn actress who wore the glasses to denote she was the teacher supposedly seducing the pupil, who happened to look ten years older than her.
I sometimes have one next to me when watching an early morning game in bed. Does that count? Can I drink brandy if one is near me?
The community shield only counts as real silverware when we win it. The rest of the time it's just a glorified friendly.
