Unfortunately I only exist here in the reality of planet earth, and my main superpower allows me to stay awake reading boring posts, but feel free to enjoy your fantasies, at least they're free.
That superpower is handy considering a good number of those boring posts are made by you. Although it's debatable whether you actually read most of what you post tbf.
I didn't know what she was on about so I googled it you dumb ****. FYI she posted the name of Thor's hammer (cos you so dumb, dumbass)
Err, Google? In actual fact you do all the time because most websites you visit use Google Analytics and are sending info to them constantly.
^^^^^^ Knows how Iron Man's suit works and will fight actual real people that it is factually correct #MarvelNerd