Well I tried, and managed both legs and one arm, and the fingers on the other but I'm ****ed if I know how to remove my last limb now. please log in to view this image
Reminds me of Douglas Adams' "talk the legs of an Arcturian donkey and persuade it to go for a walk afterwards" Did you read Robert Sheckley as I previously suggested? It is him, you will find, Adams stole everything from. Sheckley had the last laff cos Adams died (of guilt I would hope) before him.