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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You criticised Hull didn't you ?


    The wrath unleashed by these lot if you dare badmouth Hull is always biblical.

    <laugh>


    I'm sure it's not a dump at all
     
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    This should be funny if it's anything like the other replies. :emoticon-0100-smile

    @Lochers In your system, who will be on the other end of the phone if you dial 999 and who will respond if you need the Police of Fire Brigade?
     
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    I quite enjoy people slagging Hull off. The sort of people that believe it, are the same sort that are a whining pain in the arse, so we're far better when they just keep away. <ok>
     
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    I've been to Hull and Back <ok>

    I'm here all week folks.
     
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    I don't need the police or the fire brigade and in a society of steak holders, you would do what happened in the old days, muck in and help out.

    Too many people just outsource everything to the State, at huge expense, and then they use the money to award themselves money we can only dream of.

    Make sure you're fit and strong and the chances are you won't need the police.
    Don't set your house on fire and chances are you won't need the fire brigade
    And don't phone for an ambulance, they won't come for hours and you'll be better just making your own way to the hospital.

    God bless are NHS
     
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    The history of Hull is quite interesting, especially as strictly speaking there is no such place. It's pretty much a '**** you' to anyone that thinks they're going to be the 'authority' here.

    It was a collection of Hamlets, such as Wyke, Myton, Sculcoates, Drypool, when the King decided he'd 'honour' us by granting a market, and calling us "The City and County of Kingston, upon the River Hull" which was met with a call of '**** off knob head'. Subsequently, all statues of Royals are placed over the Public ****houses.

    As previous groups of soldiers had been driven out, one King decided he need to instill order, so sent his troops in, but got called away, and left strict instruction that the townsfolk must make sure that the soldiers are still there when he returns, or risk dire consequences.

    When he returned, life was normal, but he couldn't see the soldiers, so the townsfolk led him to the citadel, where he could find his soldiers all neat, present and correct, nailed to the wall. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    See, I said it'd be funny. :emoticon-0102-bigsm

    So who funds your Beefeaters?
     
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    fs pull the udder one:headbang:
     
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    I have never been to Hull so couldn't comment .


    Every person I ever met that comes from Leeds always tries to convince me that it's the best place ever .

    Yes I would love to hear all about the white Rose , do carry on
     
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    I've not been to Hull either but everywhere has it's good and bad points. Nowhere is idyllic.

    I did work with a chap offshore from Hull. Lovely guy.
     
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    How did his cock taste?
     
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    that’ll trigger some people
     
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    I have never visited Ireland Scotland or Wales <laugh>
     
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    Sublime.

    You jealous sonny?
     
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    I've never been to Ireland or Wales but I intend to before my 30th birthday.
     
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    I've been to Hull once I think. It was okay.
     
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    Ooh we could arrange a curry night in Cardiff
     
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