Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

Keeps it real for us and isolates the current bottom 3 more. Its fine.

 

None of it matters newcastle have to win a couple games

 

Leeds win.

 

Next 5 games are winnable tbh, as is Burnley on last day.

 

It's NUFC, you just know we'll go a f*** it up.

 

Good it'll remind the Merseyside makems they're still in deep ****.. Those ****s thoughts they were safe last night. Over celebrating

 

Tottenham away? I know I take the piss but we won't win that..

 

Indeed and we've got a tough run in... It could get uncomfortable again, but we should manage it..

Should

 

Watch Brentford go and win at Leicester now just to make this week even worse.

 

Doesn’t matter. We only need to be above 18th.

That’s all that matters.

 

Yeah, true, but I won't relax until we are mathematically safe - and even then the big six will fix it with the PL to find some random reason to dock us points.

Until we end rhe season having survived on the Prem, I won't relax. IF we do, then it's party time and everything changes.

 

People are going on as if 4 teams go down, we are 9 points clear, we are fine.

 

Sav? How the hell you had time to post 70k posts and still swipe 70k people on Tinder and still post 70k tweets?

 

Double double toil and trouble

 

Tottenham are very erratic right now. With pretty much a full squad, we have at least a chance.

 

They're slightly hitty miss but ultimately they're still fighting for 4th. They're strong favourites to win vs our side

 

Imagine Son and Kane attacking against Krafth and Schar

 

I don't worry about the defence anymore it doesn't leak many goals, but we've got very little threat up front.

Wood 1 goal in 10
Max 5 in 26
Almiron 0
Fraser 2
Murphy 1

It really is piss poor that...

 

Can’t blame Almiron. He’s hardly played and even then it’s out of position.

When you list the names like you’ve just done it really does highlight how weak we are in the attacking third. Not one of those is good enough for a top 10 team

pity we sent Anderson out on loan

 

Not blamimg him, but none of these players will ever score enough or get enough assists.

Anderson looks good yes, but this summer there's probably 3 maybe 4 attacking players needed