Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

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I know you don’t actually believe that. It must be awful having owners who butcher and chop up innocent people. I mean you have to be basically a thick c unt to support owners like that. You don’t do you?

Unless its SIMPLY a case of SCUM being happily lead by SCUM.

Lets be realistic in a group of terrorists your really not going to get a decent lad questioning if there doing the right thing....they are on the same page.....wait until the summer stoning & hanging in Northumberland Street, rather than an a electric vehicle zone they will be planning a 'no women driving zone', plans in to the council for a higher rise building to throw homosexuals off.

They must tow the lie so the owners invest
 
1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.'

2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...
Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

3. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne,
Clubs -Alexander the Great,
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

4. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

5. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.
Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

6. At the start of every football season since 1962, Newcastle fans have said they are going to win the league, hence the phrase ‘deluded twats’.

The End.