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The Barnsley cookery thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by kiwiqpr, Jan 3, 2022.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Where’s the cook?
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 14, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    getting porked again
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 15, 2022
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    I thought he was well and truly kebabbed
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 15, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    he only likes skewering moist muffins
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 15, 2022
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    Moist Muffin - what a great name for a pop group !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 15, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    better than the kiddie porn book Muffin the Mule
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 15, 2022
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    Illegal in most of Devon, except Plymouth
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 15, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ladies cant get enough of Devon man cream, with a hint of cheesy tang
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 15, 2022
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    Cooked for three hours on regulo 9.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 16, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    with added pork scratchings from the nether regions
     
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    Is that the nether regions of Barnsley ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 16, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    who knows where Barnsley girls like to play hide the sausage
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 16, 2022
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    Funny you should say that.

    Woke up Sunday morning, opened the front door…….. and there in an upright position, was a wrapped foil kebab in a plastic bag.

    Some knobhead has obviously ordered from Hijab Delivery Services and they’ve delivered to the wrong address!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 17, 2022
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    Was it still warm, and did you eat it ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 17, 2022
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    its not only the nuns partial to a bacon bayonette
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 17, 2022
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    I heard they liked hot dogs as well.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 17, 2022
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    with lots of mayo
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 17, 2022
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    No chance, straight to the bin.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 18, 2022
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    along with all his mucky mags
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 18, 2022
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    Didley in the kitchen.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 18, 2022
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