The Barnsley cookery thread

[Didley Squat]

Where’s the cook?

 

[Makemstine Roger]

getting porked again

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I thought he was well and truly kebabbed

 

[Makemstine Roger]

I thought he was well and truly kebabbed

he only likes skewering moist muffins

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Moist Muffin - what a great name for a pop group !

 

[Makemstine Roger]

better than the kiddie porn book Muffin the Mule

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Illegal in most of Devon, except Plymouth

 

[Makemstine Roger]

ladies cant get enough of Devon man cream, with a hint of cheesy tang

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Cooked for three hours on regulo 9.....

 

[Makemstine Roger]

with added pork scratchings from the nether regions

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Is that the nether regions of Barnsley ?

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Is that the nether regions of Barnsley ?

who knows where Barnsley girls like to play hide the sausage

 

[Didley Squat]

I thought he was well and truly kebabbed

Funny you should say that.

Woke up Sunday morning, opened the front door…….. and there in an upright position, was a wrapped foil kebab in a plastic bag.

Some knobhead has obviously ordered from Hijab Delivery Services and they’ve delivered to the wrong address!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Was it still warm, and did you eat it ?!

 

[Makemstine Roger]

its not only the nuns partial to a bacon bayonette

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I heard they liked hot dogs as well.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

with lots of mayo

 

[Didley Squat]

Was it still warm, and did you eat it ?!

No chance, straight to the bin.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

along with all his mucky mags

 

[Wooperts_duck]

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