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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. brb

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    Fair enough mate, suppose I just ain't got much time for bad manners.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    I'd love to tell him straight but I'm not very diplomatic when I get pissed off and have gone from a very bad temper when I was young to really chilled. I don't often get wound up now and just marvel at how idiotic and rude people can be.
     
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    It needs your Mrs to have a word before his next visit, no excuse for being rude and abusing anyones hospitality, even if it is family, doesn’t equate to a ‘free pass’ in my World.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    That's the plan, when he comes next her mum will have had a word. I've kept quiet so as not to spoil Christmas for everyone but I will have my say when they are gone as it's getting worse. Funny for you lot me posting it here but I've had to bite my lip a few times.
     
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    Except the ****er just tested positive!

    So, this upsets the apple cart as he's staying at my in laws.

    My Mrs just went down with my kids to give the nephews Christmas presents, me and my old dear have stayed here.

    Mrs gets booster tomorrow, me day after, so both could catch it easily.

    As could my kids, although they plan to stay outside and meet.
    But it's pissing down, so..............

    I've said he can come round for a beer tomorrow but only outside in the garden.


    You can see how this will all end, it's just a massive cluster **** of a thing.
     
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    Good morning. In laws off home today.
     
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    Just whisper “keyboard nonce” in his ear as he goes.
     
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    Congratulations.
     
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    Result bro, you’ve nearly survived it.
     
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    Late drama with Covid and tests there was a moment where they may make been staying through new year. Thankfully it didn't happen and they have gone.
     
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    Get blind drunk watching the togger mate. Just shout **** and keyboard nonce every now and then from your back room.
     
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    Think we need to hear the father-in-law's version of events to be honest.

    Poor bloke comes round and provides live musical entertainment morning, noon & night and only gets a measly chicken leg for his chrimbo dinner ???
     
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    Yeah defo another side to this story
     
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    I’m with Luv 100% on this one. Only I’d have created a scene as I wouldn’t have been able to sit and watch it all, saying nowt. Kudos to Luv for keeping a lid on it.
     
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    So we all just telling luv well done for getting boyed off in his own gaff all week Yeh?

    Id have accidentally spilt some superglue on his keys before giving him raw chicken for dinner.

    And if the mrs piped up I'd chop her in the throat.

    Na mate. Wouldn't have it
     
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    Coca cola mate, that's the trick, it fooks up everything once it's been left to dry on the connections underneath.
     
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    My old man turned up at mine about 2 weeks ago ringing my bell at 10am, stuck my head out the window and told him to **** off.

    Boundaries man.
     
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    They've gone that's the main thing. Chill now.
     
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