Off Topic The Burly Arms

I'm not having this again. The bit between Christmas and New year should be for doing **** all.

Not worrying about house guests. It's ****ing awful, can't stand this ****.

 

Sipping a Manzanilla with some smoked cheddar.

 

I empathise mate, it doesn’t feel relaxing when you’ve got a houseful, as you’re always conscious of looking after them, gets boring. Next year we’re going away, defo.

 

Can I come?

 

We can have a not606 party at Tobes’ gaff whilst he’s away.

 

Encourage the lad to lay a few more cables and stink the old dear back to her own home.

 

She's from Manchester mate, she's used to a stench

 

Some Lancashire v Yorkshire beef ting that ?

 

War of the Roses and all that …

 

Deep rooted , will never go away.
Like the Cornish hating the English, once had a lecture from a local in a pub in Helston, how they're not English

 

Yeah they are really passionate about it down here. Spraying over English Heritage signs with the Cornish flag and pretty much denouncing any English claim to historical structures or sites of interest.

They’ve got a point though. The Cornish, Welsh and Irish descend from a completely different ethnicity from the Saxons across most of the rest of the UK

 

Not sure how they'd manage independence though

 

They can’t even marry outside their family.

 

Yeah, went to a wedding there once.
First dance was,
The Undertones- My Perfect Cousin.

 

One more full day to endure, kind of feel I've got through today now.

Spent most of the day feeling like I'm being watched, but my other bro in law and nephews be round in a bit so that should break things up.

Tomorrow will be like grounhog day.

 

Feel for ya mate. I’m the same, I like my home because it’s my space to chill out and do what I want. Not wait on other people or feel like I can’t fart or take a smelly dump.

Kind of lucky I suppose that my old dear is just around the corner as I can see her regularly and then **** off home again.

The flip side to that is that she’s just around the corner, so when the batteries run out on the remote she’s on the blower to me ‘oh I think the batteries have gone on the Tv remote, can you come round and change them’ ….

 

You know, I nearly said she can't even operate the TV remote.




But yeah, she can't even operate the TV remote ffs!

 

Tell yer mate, I'm surprised you tolerate him, it even seems out of character to me, for you to tolerate him to the extent you have. If you go to someones gaff for hospitality you accept what you are given gratefully, and him I assume being an oldie, should know that better than anyone.

Tell him to fook off and don't come back.

 

He's gotten worse as he's got older. I wouldn't upset Mrs luv by going fully off on one.