New owner confirmed…

[Mckechnie Orange]

Pie for me everytime.
Also, fish pie must always have the right crustacean.

Just as long as its not crabs.

 

[dennisboothstash]

We're from Hull, we know Venn diagram/pie chart

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[askewshair]

Of course I weighted provision for alcohol intake, what do you take me for? I factored in the beer, it's the rum that's caught me out.

That could be my epitath

 

[over18and legal]

Just as long as its not crabs.

My shell got them. Doctor told her to walk sideways on the beach and wear the right claws.

 

[askewshair]

Nooo!!! Just Stop it! NOW

 

[sabretail]

Not all of us. My best Xmas present would be a million pound premium bond win or lottery win.

It would be the best bit of Turkey I've had for Christmas

 

[rovertiger]

Are you whooshing me Rover or have you missed my pun.
Bet thread = Bet Fred

Think i've whoooshed meself mate

 

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

I truly hope this takeover gets done quickly now, as obviously boredom has crept in, as these puns are really getting tedious.

 

[Qatartiger Cambridgetiger]

Well, I'm all outta fish puns.


Not sure if that would lead to a type I or type ii error, or even both simultaneously.

Did the methodology include weighting provision for alcohol intake?


(this should entertain Kemps.... )

Well you have been Dab hand at them.

 

[DMD]

My van was ticking over to 200,000 miles the other day and my wife couldn't understand why I was so excited. I'd told about 10 people, it was like Christmas for me. Then I told my Mum and as I was pointing out that it had taken 3 engines to get there, I realised the odometer had been changed with the last engine. ****ing heartbroken.

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[SydneyTiger14]

So this morning?

 

[willyfog]

So this morning?

…todays the day

 

[dennisboothstash]

So this morning?

Definitely in the next 24 hours ...

 

[Noggin The Nog]

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I'm familiar with the x and y axis, but not the c, interesting!

 

[DMD]

I'm familiar with the x and y axis, but not the c, interesting!

I did a graph of my love interests over time. It has an Ex and a why axis.

 

[Porthmeor Tiger]

My shell got them. Doctor told her to walk sideways on the beach and wear the right claws.

Crabs are always looking out for themselves. Never a thought for anyone else or any other crab. Shellfish bastards.

 

[DMD]

Crabs are always looking out for themselves. Never a thought for anyone else or any other crab. Shellfish bastards.

Crabs wonder why so many other creatures seem to prefer moving sideways instead of forward like them.

 

[tigerscanada]

Crabs wonder why so many other creatures seem to prefer moving sideways instead of forward like them.

Explains why it's so difficult to hail a taxi crab in Paris then?

 

[Howdentiger2]

So this morning?

Is bloody cold

 

[1MoreAgain]

Is bloody cold

Enjoy .