Cheers Askew.
That was a long 30 minutes.
Fruit and veg bought easily.
I cried at the price of onions.
I asked for some jacket potatoes and I'm sure she's charged me for a whole suit.
"Have you got a cauli" I asked. She replied no I've got a poodle but thanks for asking. Cheeky twat or dumb twat I can't make my mind up.
" Golden delicious, can I have some"
Thanks for the compliment sir, but what would you like.
"Any sweet potato"
"I've been called a lot things sir, but sweet potato is a new one on me. You can call me Tracey"
"What about aubergines"
"We don't sell aubers and I'm not Jean, I'm Tracey"
Oranges please Tracey.
Yes sir, blood orange.
No, I think mine is red.
30 Bananas Tracey please.
You want 30 straight up!
No, I want the bent ones.
Fruit and veg sorted. I couldn't get the ****aki cause there wasn't mushroom in my bag.
Went onto the butcher's but the police had cordon it off. Said it was a steak out.
Saw me mate and went for a couple of cheeky pints and back home now to find that we still are under Allam rule.
Hope you've all been nice to each other.
Veg n fruit for tea.....can't wait......until the Chinese is open.
