Cheers Askew. That was a long 30 minutes. Fruit and veg bought easily. I cried at the price of onions. I asked for some jacket potatoes and I'm sure she's charged me for a whole suit. "Have you got a cauli" I asked. She replied no I've got a poodle but thanks for asking. Cheeky twat or dumb twat I can't make my mind up. " Golden delicious, can I have some" Thanks for the compliment sir, but what would you like. "Any sweet potato" "I've been called a lot things sir, but sweet potato is a new one on me. You can call me Tracey" "What about aubergines" "We don't sell aubers and I'm not Jean, I'm Tracey" Oranges please Tracey. Yes sir, blood orange. No, I think mine is red. 30 Bananas Tracey please. You want 30 straight up! No, I want the bent ones. Fruit and veg sorted. I couldn't get the ****aki cause there wasn't mushroom in my bag. Went onto the butcher's but the police had cordon it off. Said it was a steak out. Saw me mate and went for a couple of cheeky pints and back home now to find that we still are under Allam rule. Hope you've all been nice to each other. Veg n fruit for tea.....can't wait......until the Chinese is open.
