Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Fox Mulder]

He's never been the most mobile of players, though. He wouldn't need to be in the City team because he'd not have to drop so deep like he does for Spurs. He'd just need to tread the line with the last defender and the chances would be served up to him on a plate.

Yeah he's not particularly fast but he looks like someones dad out there already. You know when the brains telling the body to do things it no longer can..

 

[Saf]

I can hear my next door neighbour screaming down the phone at her bloke telling him to leave her alone and she just wants to be on her own. She's decent as well, I'll be the one to put my arm around her shoulder.

 

[Saf]

Yeah he's not particularly fast but he looks like someones dad out there already. You know when the brains telling the body to do things it no longer can..

Yeah, I'm going through that stage in life now, tbh

 

[Fox Mulder]

Yeah, I'm going through that stage in life now, tbh

****e isn't it

 

[Saf]

****e isn't it

Yeah, it's ****ing ****e. Think I should knock next door and ask if everything is alright?

 

[Sucky]

Kane won't beat big als record.

I always though no one would beat fowlers speedy hatrick against the goons but it happened, mane at saints broke it if i remember right.

Big als wont last forever i dont think, nothing ever does

 

[Fox Mulder]

Yeah, it's ****ing ****e. Think I should knock next door and ask if everything is alright?

Do you think you could have the guy that might arrive?

 

[Saf]

Do you think you could have the guy that might arrive?

Yeah he's a mug. He's from Teeside so probably a nonce to boot.

 

[Diego]

Yeah he's a mug. He's from Teeside so probably a nonce to boot.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I always though no one would beat fowlers speedy hatrick against the goons but it happened, mane at saints broke it if i remember right.

Big als wont last forever i dont think, nothing ever does

It might not but tbh its a bit misleading because he has about another 20 in the old 1st division does Shearer so really it's 280 top-flight goals.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Yeah he's a mug. He's from Teeside so probably a nonce to boot.

Then go around... I assume you say hello etc?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Hoy a few lines doon her

 

[Saf]

Then go around... I assume you say hello etc?

Yeah of course, I put her bins out every week for her and she always smiles with a hello when she sees me. Maybe I'm the reason she's finishing with her bloke.

Not that I'm a deluded psycho or anything.

 

[Sucky]

Yeah, it's ****ing ****e. Think I should knock next door and ask if everything is alright?

Was literally just ginna say go do that

It might not but tbh its a bit misleading because he has about another 20 in the old 1st division does Shearer so really it's 280 top-flight goals.

I reckon goals to games is a good measure.

that probably makes alan look average

 

[Fox Mulder]

Yeah of course, I put her bins out every week for her and she always smiles with a hello when she sees me. Maybe I'm the reason she's finishing with her bloke.

Not that I'm a deluded psycho or anything.

If you don't try you'll never know

 

[Sucky]

Hoy a few lines doon her

I actually approve this terrible advice

 

[Fox Mulder]

Was literally just ginna say go do that


I reckon goals to games is a good measure.

that probably makes alan look average

Not really like a said last season Kane will slow down and he has.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I actually approve this terrible advice

No women can resist after that...

 

[Saf]

I actually approve this terrible advice

No women can resist after that...

I don't have anything to do with that. Any other ideas?

Maybe I could post a picture of my cock through her letterbox. That should cheer her up.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I don't have anything to do with that. Any other ideas?

Maybe I could post a picture of my cock through her letterbox. That should cheer her up.

Erm Don't take any just give her some