Hull Daily ****e at it again.

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this is what i disagreed with. it didn't upset me. i just thought its main point was incorrect and that its writer is an idiot. those are thought i'm capable of having without an associated emotional response.

"lamplighter70 3 hrs ago
swan you and burns are the embarrassment , you have always been on the back of hull city managers from way back when Phil brown was here, the both of you loved the fish and chips and a free pint days when city was winning but the minute you had the chance you soon jumped ship and started sniping at every manager that has come since, you both rambled off garbage with your constant laughing and talking rubbish about other things instead of what you was supposed to do and that was commentate on the matches. i often listened to Humberside commentary on Grimsby town and Scunthorpe utd, and it was proper commentary on the games. no wonder the Allam's and McCann wont entertain you they are in a different league."
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"I often listened to Humberside commentary on Grimsby Town and Scunthorpe United" ?

Yeah , must be a real City fan
 
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Report today about a bloke in Gloucester admitted to the local hospital with a WW2 Mortar Bomb stuck up his arse. The poor bloke was having a 'clear out' at home, as you do, and obviously after removing his trousers and shreddies he just happen to fall onto the mortar shell which then inserted itself up his arse. which is a common problem with WW2 bombs.
The bomb squad had to be called but couldn't detonate the two foot long shell for laughing.
I made the last bit up, the rest is true.
 
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Urika Peece. said:
Report today about a bloke in Gloucester admitted to the local hospital with a WW2 Mortar Bomb stuck up his arse. The poor bloke was having a 'clear out' at home, as you do, and obviously after removing his trousers and shreddies he just happen to fall onto the mortar shell which then inserted itself up his arse. which is a common problem with WW2 bombs.
The bomb squad had to be called but couldn't detonate the two foot long shell for laughing.
I made the last bit up, the rest is true.
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Read that today, even made me laugh.
 
Urika Peece. said:
Report today about a bloke in Gloucester admitted to the local hospital with a WW2 Mortar Bomb stuck up his arse. The poor bloke was having a 'clear out' at home, as you do, and obviously after removing his trousers and shreddies he just happen to fall onto the mortar shell which then inserted itself up his arse. which is a common problem with WW2 bombs.
The bomb squad had to be called but couldn't detonate the two foot long shell for laughing.
I made the last bit up, the rest is true.
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True insofar as it’s accurate reportage of what the man said. Whether it’s actually true in the sense of being what happened might be a tad more questionable…
 
The bomb disposal guys should have sent their tracked robot in. Such is modern life, in other news a woman was caught breastfeeding her cat on a Delta Airlines flight! :emoticon-0145-shake
 
Urika Peece. said:
Report today about a bloke in Gloucester admitted to the local hospital with a WW2 Mortar Bomb stuck up his arse. The poor bloke was having a 'clear out' at home, as you do, and obviously after removing his trousers and shreddies he just happen to fall onto the mortar shell which then inserted itself up his arse. which is a common problem with WW2 bombs.
The bomb squad had to be called but couldn't detonate the two foot long shell for laughing.
I made the last bit up, the rest is true.
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Was it the elite crack squad who went in?
 
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Urika Peece. said:
Report today about a bloke in Gloucester admitted to the local hospital with a WW2 Mortar Bomb stuck up his arse. The poor bloke was having a 'clear out' at home, as you do, and obviously after removing his trousers and shreddies he just happen to fall onto the mortar shell which then inserted itself up his arse. which is a common problem with WW2 bombs.
The bomb squad had to be called but couldn't detonate the two foot long shell for laughing.
I made the last bit up, the rest is true.
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I've decided that this would be my particular favourite when I accidentally trip and a shell goes up my arse!!!
 
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