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Arsenal would end up with a pink sponsor logo if you did
Isn’t it about time we restricted and properly regulated the sale of fireworks?
My newsfeed has reported umpteen stories over the past 24 hours of houses destroyed, police and fire brigade attacked, anti-social behaviour, accidents and injuries, distraught pets etc,
Why is this allowed every year just so that simpletons can be amused by something that flashes and goes bang?
Moronic.
My newsfeed has reported umpteen stories over the past 24 hours of houses destroyed, police and fire brigade attacked, anti-social behaviour, accidents and injuries, distraught pets etc,
Why is this allowed every year just so that simpletons can be amused by something that flashes and goes bang?
Moronic.
I don't know, they usually serve as a good indicator as to which neighbours you don't intend to speak to for a few weeks
...or, in the case of the one bellend setting them off on January 31st last year, ever
I've found my drag name at long last
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I saw on SM that Toby was presented with a watch on Thursday night by DL , it looks remarkably like the ones Super Jan and Vorm were gifted earlier this year they also look like the ones my mate Dirty Barry has a job lot of in his lock up in Stoke Newington , he's knocking them out at £ 29,99 guaranteed until 23.59 Christmas Eve
Tell him Alfie sent you and he will change the strap to one that won't turn your wrist green
Tell him Alfie sent you and he will change the strap to one that won't turn your wrist green
Is it not the tradition that the name is chosen for you (by other dragsters) ??
You must have seen my 1970s rap sheet in Van Nuys police station for soliciting
I was watching some George Carlin the other day, and it reminded me how great he was. His theme was rationality vs. bullshit, with a consistent devil's advocate tilt. "What we need is less motivation. You know who's motivated? Serial killers and child molesters. You show me a guy who likes to lie around all day stroking his c***, and I'll show you a guy who's bothering nobody."
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We’ve heard tales of Dirty Barry before on here and I’m starting to think he’s made up to cover for your own shady activities Alfie…
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Some of the deeds he has been involved in I wish but others I wouldn't go within a million miles of him
If you haven't got a mate like 'Dirty Barry', it's you.
Same applies to a friend named "Skaghead Billy"
He's the type of mate that if the Mrs finds out you're going on a jolly with him she will dig out the life insurance or the number of a good lawyer
I have 2 mates that Mrs B rightly has significant concerns about. Their cases (and therefore mine) are really not helped by the fact that Mrs B is mates with their long suffering wife and in one case, ex-wife and therefore, knows all. One was in the forces and a copper, whilst the other's scarcely done an honest day's work in his life.
If you combined the negatives in their personalities, you'd possibly have created the most detestable person on earth but each has sufficient personal charm to get away with it...more or less. I introduced them to each other at Mrs B's 40th birthday party, where each tried to pull the other's wife...
