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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Yes but I never progressed from insects.
    I only killed the crow as a drugged up teenager.. It was sitting minding it's own business on a branch just above head height and I happened to have a large stick. I swung at it with all my might and BOOSH.. I was surprised as it sailed into a holly bush.. I ran over saw it was struggling and took the decision to stamp on its head.... I felt terrible... I thought it would move... A sad memory actually.

    None of the group messed with me that night.
     
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  2. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    It was wasn’t it?
    No mobile phones, no SM, no reality tv, the pink
    I miss get pissed on in the Gallowgate end
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    I think you need to stop these confession now and get a good lawyer sorted.
     
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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't harm a fly these days
     
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    Toonitus, Nov 4, 2021
  5. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    It’s not the flies he’s worried about.
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Are you guys really trying to tell me you didn't kill a few insects growing up?
     
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    Toonitus, Nov 4, 2021
  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    No. Only serial killers do that.
    Which is why I thought you'd become a lorry driver.
     
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  8. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    You just can't remember but I guarantee you pulled wings and legs off a few insects as a child
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Next you'll be telling me I draw at the bottom left of the page and fairly small.
     
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  10. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Why?
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    But that's what serial killers do
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 4, 2021
  12. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    No they kill people at least 2 on seperate occasions
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    You seem to have a bit of knowledge on this.....
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Love that Jeff called him. Journalism is a lost art.
     
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  15. boxheed

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    Thought it was a minimum of 3?
    2 seems low ball
     
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  16. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    You might be right actually
     
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  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Better get back in your lorry then
     
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  18. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Not been driving much just a drivers mate for a few hours so far.

    He might tell the police
     
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  19. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    He's first on your list then
     
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  20. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    He's not my type otherwise he'd be in the mix
     
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