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[VenomPD]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15364027

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

**** sake they've made a **** of the headline

Surely something like "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!!" would have been much better

 

[Tina_old]

****ing Hell, I'd like to see his remains.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Yours would be best *****.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Poor animals.

 

[VenomPD]

Yours would be best *****.

Your one would benefit society in a far greater fashion. You'll probably end up getting a razor in Peterhead prison. Child molester that you are.

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

Poor animals.

Bet they'd be well tasty

 

[Tina_old]

Bet they'd be well tasty

 

[VenomPD]

Bet they'd be well tasty

What would you go for first at the zoo BBQ?

 

[Tina_old]

I'd love to try zebra. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Do you think it's skin tastes like an Everton mint?

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

What would you go for first at the zoo BBQ?

Spoiled for choice really, can't say I've ever tried bear, tiger or lion

I'm sure they just taste like chicken though, everything else does

 

[Tina_old]

Spoiled for choice really, can't say I've ever tried bear, tiger or lion

I'm sure they just taste like chicken though, everything else does

My fanny doesn't.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

What would you go for first at the zoo BBQ?

Cobra in a french stick

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Back before I became a vegetarian I used to eat a lot of different meats: wild boar, hare, kangaroo, ostrich etc.

The only one I really miss is venison. Used to love venison.

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

My fanny doesn't.

Naw you're right, that tastes like fish

 

[The Raging Oxter]

My fanny doesn't.

Like licking the inside of a wheelie bin.

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

Back before I became a vegetarian I used to eat a lot of different meats: wild boar, hare, kangaroo, ostrich etc.

The only one I really miss is venison. Used to love venison.

Why did you become a vegetarian?

 

[VenomPD]

Spoiled for choice really, can't say I've ever tried bear, tiger or lion

I'm sure they just taste like chicken though, everything else does

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[Tina_old]

Back before I became a vegetarian I used to eat a lot of different meats: wild boar, hare, kangaroo, ostrich etc.

The only one I really miss is venison. Used to love venison.

I love venison. I make it at Christmas sometimes.

 

[VenomPD]

My fanny doesn't.

Does it smell like bins that have been left in the hot sun?