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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    VenomPD, Oct 19, 2011
  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    **** sake they've made a **** of the headline

    Surely something like "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!!" would have been much better
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    ****ing Hell, I'd like to see his remains.
     
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    Yours would be best *****.
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

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    Poor animals.
     
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  6. VenomPD

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    Your one would benefit society in a far greater fashion. You'll probably end up getting a razor in Peterhead prison. Child molester that you are.
     
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  7. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Bet they'd be well tasty
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  9. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    What would you go for first at the zoo BBQ?
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    I'd love to try zebra. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    Do you think it's skin tastes like an Everton mint?
     
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  11. Fabulous Fabio

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    Spoiled for choice really, can't say I've ever tried bear, tiger or lion

    I'm sure they just taste like chicken though, everything else does
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    My fanny doesn't.
     
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    Cobra in a french stick
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Back before I became a vegetarian I used to eat a lot of different meats: wild boar, hare, kangaroo, ostrich etc.

    The only one I really miss is venison. Used to love venison.
     
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  15. Fabulous Fabio

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    Naw you're right, that tastes like fish
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    Like licking the inside of a wheelie bin.
     
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  17. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Why did you become a vegetarian?
     
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  18. VenomPD

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    http://www.osgrow.com/

    Do you like to gobble down on smoked camel meat?
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    I love venison. I make it at Christmas sometimes.
     
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  20. VenomPD

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    Does it smell like bins that have been left in the hot sun?
     
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