Get this - thank me later

  • Thread starter Thread starter -jordan-
  • Start date Start date
  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
J

-jordan-

Guest
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Produ...c_3/3|cat_14418417|Hair+clippers|14418426.htm

A month ago was the final straw. We don't have one barber shop in this town. It's full of right angle wristed ****s who insist on doing their best Louie Spence impression.

I don't want the back of my neck caressed. I don't want to hear about what you're having for dinner tonight. Nor do I want to hear about what you had last night. I don't want to hear disgusting tales about the going ons in the clubs you go to. I ****ing hate small-talk. With a passion. Bottom line, I don't want my ear bent for 45 minutes by some limp wristed twat, whilst I fight back the tears and plead with myself to plunge the scissors on the desk in front of me in to my own spleen. I also don't like giving you £10 a time for the privilege.

I only want a short back and sides for ****s sake!

Get this thing. It really is the bee's knees. It's saved my life.
 
-jordan- said:
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Produ...c_3/3|cat_14418417|Hair+clippers|14418426.htm

A month ago was the final straw. We don't have one barber shop in this town. It's full of right angle wristed ****s who insist on doing their best Louie Spence impression.

I don't want the back of my neck caressed. I don't want to hear about what you're having for dinner tonight. Nor do I want to hear about what you had last night. I don't want to hear disgusting tales about the going ons in the clubs you go to. I ****ing hate small-talk. With a passion. Bottom line, I don't want my ear bent for 45 minutes by some limp wristed twat, whilst I fight back the tears and plead with myself to plunge the scissors on the desk in front of me in to my own spleen. I also don't like giving you £10 a time for the privilege.

I only want a short back and sides for ****s sake!

Get this thing. It really is the bee's knees. It's saved my life.
Click to expand...

Hmm looks a bit gay to me <ok>
 
I'll pass thanks.I still have a decent heed of hair and i like the burds tits rubbing off my lughole whilst telling me about getting her pie waxed.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back