I'm a gluttonous, alcoholic transvestite. All I want to do is eat, drink and be Mary. Need I say more.....!
I am honoured that you would want to be me for a day Warky. Here's the first step for you. Burn all your crappy blue scarves you have and replace them wilth Yellow and green ones. Go on, you know you want to. Go on, go on, go on, go on <best mrs Doyle voice>
I think by trading places Warky means, can he be the man this time?. You are always on top Maestro.............