Was sitting here bored thinking of something to do and I came up with this little gem. When I was in the forces (pull up a sandbag and I'll tell you a story), at Christmas, the officers used to serve us lower people Christmas dinner. I got to thinking what fun or even chaos it could be if our mods would swop places with the Binners' mods for a day. Can just imagine Dave wearing a frock and tiara running around like a drama queen If you could change places with someone for a day, just to try and improve your life, life in general, or just to cause sheer chaos for the sake of it, who would you change with?
In Casinos some carry on the tradition of the GM and managers dealing to the customers for a stint on New years eve, its actually really funny watching your boss get swamped by 20 Chinese people shouting and throwing money at them.... Shame i only get 20 mins in the bar getting free booze
They usually deal Punto banco, which is a massive table with 3 dealers and an inspector, they decide the tempo but the big players smash the table with Max bets ,and if they win its good to watch your boss doing his bollocks and sweating trying to work out 5% of a £3, 825 bet. £191,25p tax from the original wager ....Paying £3,633.75p...........................My brain hurts now....
They are a security risk ,you are not even allowed to wear a watch................There are tricks to doing it ie the <unit method> where you get a 25p chip for every £5 and work up . Most dealers don t know how much they re paying but the chips are correct..... Horrible game
The last I heard, the Sultan of Brunei was making £103 million per day in interest on his wealth! If I could be him for a day that would do very nicely! please log in to view this image
Can I swap places with you Maestro....? I have often wondered what it is like to be an obese, pissed up, hairy arsed **** for the day!
