Transfer Rumours Summer window thread

You ever seen a hippo or Rhino run?
They don't gallop like horses, they go more foot to foot in front/back cross order. Always at least one on the ground.
Both a lot faster than you think though and can easily outrun most humans.

 

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Levitation that mate, the aliens are taking him up for a quick probing.

 

@aberdude

 

Just so long as it is not a red hot pipe

 

5-0 Gillingham were not good @brb

I was there tonight

 

People explaining why they have pulled sickies like it’s a grave sin to think

‘sack work I’m having the day off to do some living today’

You lads have missed out on some belting bantzy random week days off filled with great adventure.

 

But can’t walk backwards

 

Mate I'll be having as many days off as I like from January. Roll on retirement.

 

Grealish to City for £100m

 

He'll have to learn not to fall over at the slightest touch.

 

Chill, Sterling’s there, he’ll soon be up to speed.

 

Hes **** anyway

 

Jack Grealish by the age of 26:
- Two good seasons for a mid-table side.
- Clothing deal with BooHoo Man.
- New haircut.

Harry Kane by the age of 26:
- Six PL seasons for a top 6 side.
- 2 x Golden boot winner
- EPL runner-up
- UCL runner-up
- National team captain

Have some respect.

 

Been mooted before...many think he has done a Dele Ali and got more interested in and putting more effort into his social media **** than his football.

Maybe a new club will shake him out of wasting his career

 

City sign Grealish and Liverpool give a longer contract to the Brazilian Pickford.

how many assists will this new deal be worth for the opposition?

 

He's got tons of talent and defo got the potential to be one of the best creative mids.

Personally I don't think we'll sign him, as I don't think we'll meet his valuation and Lesta won't want our **** + cash in exchange.

 

@Libby Ings signs for Villa.

#relegationdream