Off Topic Car ****er

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Two years ago I was driving on the A63 out of Hull near Gilberdyke, two lane bit just before motorway starts. I was overtaking a van at 70mph when a big car appeared behind me and was so close all I could see was his radiator. I pulled over as soon as I was past the van and the moron behind took off doing well over a ton. It was Ehab and I was calling him a dickhead before I even knew it was him. He’s obviously got form, he’s a ****ing weasel.
 
Put it down to the hot weather, lockdown, the Euro Final defeat etc

Why? do we have this bunch of twisted bitter posters who are so full of hatred?

Seriously, let it out, it will damage your health.

Accept he's the CEO, move on.
Are you ****ing serious?
 
Put it down to the hot weather, lockdown, the Euro Final defeat etc

Why do we have this bunch of twisted bitter posters who are so full of hatred?

Seriously, let it out, it will damage your health.

Accept he's the CEO, move on.

I dont like Allam, but i also notice a double standard sometimes where because its Ehab it gets jumped on.

Also continued to support the club in a far worse position than it is in now - despite having the current owners in charge.

I'm sick and tired of the vitriol and just want everyone to chill and enjoy the footie....

.... But how anyone can think this isn't ****ing hilarious is frankly beyond me.
 
I dont like Allam, but i also notice a double standard sometimes where because its Ehab it gets jumped on.

Also continued to support the club in a far worse position than it is in now - despite having the current owners in charge.

I'm sick and tired of the vitriol and just want everyone to chill and enjoy the footie....

.... But how anyone can think this isn't ****ing hilarious is frankly beyond me.
If it were me receiving this media attention, I'd be dismissed for bringing the company into disrepute. Step up Assem, but please let him have his bike and crayons back
 
If it were me receiving this media attention, I'd be dismissed for bringing the company into disrepute. Step up Assem, but please let him have his bike and crayons back

That is a fair point. I wouldnt have been sacked for the speeding or ban, i would have been sacked for the spurious appeal and the fact it was now a matter of public ridicule.

He could have been any performance car owner making that argument, employed by any business in the land - and it'd STILL have made the press.

This would be a story whether its Ehab or not....

What a ****ing dick.
 
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Ban who for what? Calm down FFS!

To Ric, UP, and HT2.
Wow.
Looks like I best explain, although I'm gob smacked that I'm having to.
So, several posts from 'your clique' over the past weeks to those of us wanting to post (on a message board) about our continuing dislike of our owners and to voice our different opinions to yours get told it's 'boring now'. Topped by your mate Chazz posting the other day, with usual unnecessary offensive language, calling for me to be banned because he's 'had enough now of reading my posts'!
So, I post "and you Allam sympathisers and apologists are getting boring now. Mods, ban them, I've had enough of them now. Boo hoo."
As an aside, funny isn't it, I get called out yet you lot didn't say boo to Chazz.
 
To Ric, UP, and HT2.
Wow.
Looks like I best explain, although I'm gob smacked that I'm having to.
So, several posts from 'your clique' over the past weeks to those of us wanting to post (on a message board) about our continuing dislike of our owners and to voice our different opinions to yours get told it's 'boring now'. Topped by your mate Chazz posting the other day, with usual unnecessary offensive language, calling for me to be banned because he's 'had enough now of reading my posts'!
So, I post "and you Allam sympathisers and apologists are getting boring now. Mods, ban them, I've had enough of them now. Boo hoo."
As an aside, funny isn't it, I get called out yet you lot didn't say boo to Chazz.

What an apt username for this thread. :emoticon-0100-smile
 
That is a fair point. I wouldnt have been sacked for the speeding or ban, i would have been sacked for the spurious appeal and the fact it was now a matter of public ridicule.

He could have been any performance car owner making that argument, employed by any business in the land - and it'd STILL have made the press.

This would be a story whether its Ehab or not....

What a ****ing dick.
Not quite true matey. The court appearance when he was first banned didn't make the papers. Also the fella I know who was in exactly the same circumstances but doing 120mph didn't get a ban or make the HDM. It's all over the papers because of the content of the appeal and who he is. I received a call from Cardiff last night from someone pissing themselves who'd seen it.
Also the HDM headline is a pisstake. The judge suggested he should sell his Bentley that's all, suggested.
 
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To Ric, UP, and HT2.
Wow.
Looks like I best explain, although I'm gob smacked that I'm having to.
So, several posts from 'your clique' over the past weeks to those of us wanting to post (on a message board) about our continuing dislike of our owners and to voice our different opinions to yours get told it's 'boring now'. Topped by your mate Chazz posting the other day, with usual unnecessary offensive language, calling for me to be banned because he's 'had enough now of reading my posts'!
So, I post "and you Allam sympathisers and apologists are getting boring now. Mods, ban them, I've had enough of them now. Boo hoo."
As an aside, funny isn't it, I get called out yet you lot didn't say boo to Chazz.
I know school's have broke up and your probably already bored out of your head but, WTF do yo think you are calling for posters to be banned because they disagree with your constant negative drivel ?
 
To Ric, UP, and HT2.
Wow.
Looks like I best explain, although I'm gob smacked that I'm having to.
So, several posts from 'your clique' over the past weeks to those of us wanting to post (on a message board) about our continuing dislike of our owners and to voice our different opinions to yours get told it's 'boring now'. Topped by your mate Chazz posting the other day, with usual unnecessary offensive language, calling for me to be banned because he's 'had enough now of reading my posts'!
So, I post "and you Allam sympathisers and apologists are getting boring now. Mods, ban them, I've had enough of them now. Boo hoo."
As an aside, funny isn't it, I get called out yet you lot didn't say boo to Chazz.

Just because people can see things differently to you, can have a more open / level view and don't let ehab control their emotions, doesn't mean they are Allam sympathisers and apologists.
 
I know school's have broke up and your probably already bored out of your head but, WTF do yo think you are calling for posters to be banned because they disagree with your constant negative drivel ?

Yep, those were my exact words (WTF do you think you are) back to the poster when the exact same was said to me!
Fair attempt at a woosh I'm guessing / hoping (otherwise I really do despair).
 
To Ric, UP, and HT2.
Wow.
Looks like I best explain, although I'm gob smacked that I'm having to.
So, several posts from 'your clique' over the past weeks to those of us wanting to post (on a message board) about our continuing dislike of our owners and to voice our different opinions to yours get told it's 'boring now'. Topped by your mate Chazz posting the other day, with usual unnecessary offensive language, calling for me to be banned because he's 'had enough now of reading my posts'!
So, I post "and you Allam sympathisers and apologists are getting boring now. Mods, ban them, I've had enough of them now. Boo hoo."
As an aside, funny isn't it, I get called out yet you lot didn't say boo to Chazz.
I know school's have broke up and your probably already bored out of your head but, WTF do yo think you are calling for posters to be banned because they disagree with your constant negative drivel ?
No need for me to answer,one of the 'clique' has done it for me...
 
To Ric, UP, and HT2.
Wow.
Looks like I best explain, although I'm gob smacked that I'm having to.
So, several posts from 'your clique' over the past weeks to those of us wanting to post (on a message board) about our continuing dislike of our owners and to voice our different opinions to yours get told it's 'boring now'. Topped by your mate Chazz posting the other day, with usual unnecessary offensive language, calling for me to be banned because he's 'had enough now of reading my posts'!
So, I post "and you Allam sympathisers and apologists are getting boring now. Mods, ban them, I've had enough of them now. Boo hoo."
As an aside, funny isn't it, I get called out yet you lot didn't say boo to Chazz.
Message board rules:
All message boards have different cliques.
Everyone you don't know is a ****.
You're never ever ever wrong.
Make yourself look a ****, just reply with 'whoosh'.
Never change your opinion.
 
Message board rules:
All message boards have different cliques.
Everyone you don't know is a ****.
You're never ever ever wrong.
Make yourself look a ****, just reply with 'whoosh'.
Never change your opinion.

Why change your opinion if it is never ever ever wrong? Though only a handful of us can say that.<laugh>
 
Not quite true matey. The court appearance when he was first banned didn't make the papers. Also the fella I know who was in exactly the same circumstances but doing 120mph didn't get a ban or make the HDM. It's all over the papers because of the content of the appeal and who he is. I received a call from Cardiff last night from someone pissing themselves who'd seen it.
Also the HDM headline is a pisstake. The judge suggested he should sell his Bentley that's all, suggested.
Actually Ehab said it was up for sale, so unusually they were closer to the truth (although still slightly spun)