Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I dont agree tbh. You should support who ya dad does.

My old man passed the red baton down to me and ill pass it down to my lil cockney when the time comes.

If he/she wants to be a Chelsea fan they will be going into care

 

Fair enough. Oh and btw, I wasn't born in hospital, I was born at home.

 

Oops

 

Spain don't have goal scorers, well, except their keeper

 

My old dear used to say i was born in a barn.

I think/hope she was being funny tho

 

When I was a kid and being told off, my old lady used to tell me that I was dug out of my old man's arse.

 

It means you use to leave the door open ie let the cold in

 

Ive not heard that one before, you musta been a proper little **** blue

 

Ahhhhhh.

Makes sense cos i used to do that all the time.

I always just assumed it was a nice way of calling me a dickhead
Ta mate

 

I had my moments mate. Bit fuking harsh though.

 

Easy duggie. I’m not that arsed

 

plymouth, not all nice to be honest

 

Is it because you have a horse face?

 

Like anywhere else, mostly good though. A massive improvement on London.

 

Technology working for a change.

 

not difficult. Laaandan is a ****e hole. Full of whankers

 

Can see Spain going to ground easy in next 5 and Croatia having someone sent off.

 

Why's everyone slagging off London!?

 

I'm not. Just saying that where I'm living now is a big improvement.

 

That twat peej is not you mate.