Off Topic The Sullivan & Gold Comedy Corner

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Who the **** did, I don't expect it to last until May tbh, though I did fancy us to finish above Arsenal before the season started.
I'm just gonna milk this cow dry whilst I have the chance.

Sorry let me clarify...I 100% saw our demise coming the moment we appointed Maureen.

I did NOT foresee Moyseh taking you 4th. I thought you'd be relegated this season <laugh>
 
It would look really hypocritical if somebody who conspired with the then-Mayor of London and UK Athletics to scam a stadium out of the taxpayer, then tried to exploit a global pandemic as an excuse to void the season because they feared that their club would be relegated, were to pipe up about "trust" following the ESL debacle

I'll give you all three guesses who I'm talking about...
 
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It would look really hypocritical if somebody who conspired with the then-Mayor of London and UK Athletics to scam a stadium out of the taxpayer, then tried to exploit a global pandemic as an excuse to void the season because they feared that their club would be relegated, were to pipe up about "trust" following the ESL debacle

I'll give you all three guesses who I'm talking about...
how did we scam a stadium no one put a serious bid in for exactly?
 
how did we scam a stadium no one put a serious bid in for exactly?
By bunging the Tories and continuing to chuck them backhanders:
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There was also some dubious **** to do with Newham Council and the club.
One of those assessing the bid was shacked up with someone involved on your end, IIRC.
 
It would look really hypocritical if somebody who conspired with the then-Mayor of London and UK Athletics to scam a stadium out of the taxpayer, then tried to exploit a global pandemic as an excuse to void the season because they feared that their club would be relegated, were to pipe up about "trust" following the ESL debacle

I'll give you all three guesses who I'm talking about...

As I said elsewhere this is the politics of envy - if anyone seriously believes that Sullivan, Gold & Brady would not have joined if they has been asked then they are living in cloud cuckoo land.
 
As I said elsewhere this is the politics of envy - if anyone seriously believes that Sullivan, Gold & Brady would not have joined if they has been asked then they are living in cloud cuckoo land.
The fact she wrote this in her Sun column makes it even more hypocritical

So she's taken money from a greedy tycoon who has used football as their own personal piggybank for thirty years to say clubs have eroded trust as if Stratford is within ten miles of Upton Park or that West Scam paid for the stadium
 
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The fact she wrote this in her Sun column makes it even more hypocritical

So she's taken money from a greedy tycoon who has used football as their own personal piggybank for thirty years to say clubs have eroded trust as if Stratford is within ten miles of Upton Park or that they paid for the stadium
And they haven't moved into Orient territory, either. Honest.
 
Jesse Lingard had to phone the police after his watch was stolen from the West Ham dressing room during their match against Everton.
The room was guarded and had CCTV, so **** knows how someone's nicked it. Inside job? <whistle>
No mention of which watch it was, but he's known to own a bunch of them, including a few worth £50k+.
 
Jesse Lingard had to phone the police after his watch was stolen from the West Ham dressing room during their match against Everton.
The room was guarded and had CCTV, so **** knows how someone's nicked it. Inside job? <whistle>
No mention of which watch it was, but he's known to own a bunch of them, including a few worth £50k+.

Perhaps it’s just an elaborate game of “hide and Seiko” :bandit:
 
Manchester hearse?.......then Spurs.We love Hammers so much we give 'em 3 points and a sloppy goal. I remember we led than 3-0 last season,the gave them 3 goals .....and went down the pan!!!!
 
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The Specsavers comment is because he posted this already and had to delete it.
Why? He used a picture of Xande Silva, who now plays for Forest. <doh>
 
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The Specsavers comment is because he posted this already and had to delete it.
Why? He used a picture of Xande Silva, who now plays for Forest. <doh>
I swear he does it on purpose as a gag, (not even close to being the first time he's done it) wish he'd mix up a black player with a white one though, otherwise it's a bit "they all look the same to me".
then again he is 85.

Think your boys can beat our B team?
 
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I swear he does it on purpose as a gag, (not even close to being the first time he's done it) wish he'd mix up a black player with a white one though, otherwise it's a bit "they all look the same to me".
then again he is 85.

Think your boys can beat our B team?

We lost to the Pacos B team so ... that's a no from me <wah>
 
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I swear he does it on purpose as a gag, (not even close to being the first time he's done it) wish he'd mix up a black player with a white one though, otherwise it's a bit "they all look the same to me".
then again he is 85.

Think your boys can beat our B team?
He "signs" all of his tweets, too. Very odd.

Can we beat your A team? You'll field a strong side for that match. It would be stupid not to.
You lot will build a hideous statue to Gollum if he wins you some silverware and he'd probably deserve it, too.
Knowing your owners, they'd just re-use the Paddy Power one from Anfield, though:
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He "signs" all of his tweets, too. Very odd.

Can we beat your A team? You'll field a strong side for that match. It would be stupid not to.
You lot will build a hideous statue to Gollum if he wins you some silverware and he'd probably deserve it, too.
Knowing your owners, they'd just re-use the Paddy Power one from Anfield, though:
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lol, you think we'll field a strong team against you when we haven't in any mid-week fixture? the only reason any first XI started v City is because Coufal, Fredericks and Krul were ruled out.
 
lol, you think we'll field a strong team against you when we haven't in any mid-week fixture? the only reason any first XI started v City is because Coufal, Fredericks and Krul were ruled out.
Maybe but at quarter finals stage it gets close to a trophy and the teams tend to get stronger. If you get to semis do you really expect a second team to be selected?