Death by cop

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I remember one time I was offshore and I insisted on making all the guys (and one girl) watch Robocop even though I wasn't in the slightest bit interested in watching it myself.

I've always been a bit of an awkward **** to be honest.
I hope the operation is a success buddy they can do wonders now try not to worry
 
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They probably have you down as a Covid-19 fatality already mate .
The NHS is a death factory now

I'm having to pay for this myself with one of my pensions. I was back and forth to the NHS for 2 years prior to the arrival of the fake pandemic and wasn't getting anywhere so decided to go private.

I shall probably die on the operating table knowing my luck <laugh>

Mind you I was pronounced clinically dead on the operating table once before. 10 minutes I was brown bread.
 
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Thanks but if it all goes horribly wrong I can't really think of a better way to go.

It's great being a pessimist. Never disappointed and, more often than not, pleasantly surprised.

I'd hate to be an optimist and that feeling of constantly being let down and disappointed <laugh>
 
Thanks but if it all goes horribly wrong I can't really think of a better way to go.

It's great being a pessimist. Never disappointed and, more often than not, pleasantly surprised.

I'd hate to be an optimist and that feeling of constantly being let down and disappointed <laugh>
You get used to it.
 
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