Death by cop
- Thread starter DUNCAN DONUTS
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Maybe he had a really successful paper round? We are just being racist to assume all that green came from the proceeds of crime.
There were 3 cops a black guy a white guy and a white woman.
The black guy attempted to cuff him and fought with him , the woman didn't know the difference between a tazer and a gun the 3rd officer stood on the other side of the road with his hands in his pockets knowing full well he will be blamed if he goes anywhere near this **** show .
She can sit in a cell on death row next to Chauvin. Family of the victim blaming trigger happy cops, no blame at all for what led to his attempted arrest of course. If footballers have to take the knee much longer I expect there to be medical claims flying in.There were 3 cops a black guy a white guy and a white woman.
The black guy attempted to cuff him and fought with him , the woman didn't know the difference between a tazer and a gun the 3rd officer stood on the other side of the road with his hands in his pockets knowing full well he will be blamed if he goes anywhere near this **** show .
"what seems to be the problem?"
"it's my knee innit"
"well, being a footballer I expect you get into a few scrapes and knocks?"
"nah, dat aint why doc, I is always kneeling at the beginning of a match because of racist police"
"you've been injured by the police?"
"nah, because of our brothers and sisters in America what get shot by the KKK"
"I see, and how long have you been having to kneel down before every game"
"since the 20's innit"
"but this is 2079.........."
"yeah, well we will stop kneeling when perfectly innocent persons of colour who didn't do nuffin but gets shot by the Feds ends. I want compensation"
Why are you laughing then?
It would be laughable if it weren't so true.
rogueleader
suave gringo
I recently had to take secure possession of an extremely pumpable police lady woman’s firearm but made the mistake of trying to slip the hand upstairs to her Tazer first. oh, if only she had cuffed me
I don't believe it, you have fallen for the pop again. You really are a thick ****, buddy.
Dead Man walking? ... probably right although I'm not in favour of the death penalty myself ...
"hello Doc"
It would be laughable if it weren't so true.
"Hello Marcus Darkus, what seems to be the problem?"
"it's my head innit"
"do elaborate my multi-millionaire old chum"
"well it's like I forget sh.it and that and everyone says I am a bit thick and I blame football"
"ah, you are referring to the early onset of Alzheimer's and dementia amongst footballers because of the brain trauma caused by heading a football?"
"errr, sure if you say so, can I get compensation?"
"compensation for playing a sport that has furnished you with a multi-million pound Cheshire mansion, a fleet of Bentleys, Ferrraris, Range Rovers etc?"
"my mate says the FA and FIFA is to blame 'cos they have never changed the rules or gave us all warnings as 5 year olds that heading the ball was dangerous so every time I nutted one in the net it was giving me brain damage"
"good luck there, the FA has spunked all its cash on compensation for knee trauma, there's nowt left for divvies now"