Chief's big fat thread of fitness

[Sucky]

Do I like Sharks ?

Or do shark's nuts shrivel up like a walnut ?

Jus saying the ocean has them and they bite you sometimes

 

[Chief]

No wetsuits? WTF.

Nope.

See the one in both pics with jet black shoulders?

That's me.

1.5mm neoprene vest.

The rest of us are in trunks for **** sake.

 

[PINKIE]

Jus saying the ocean has them and they bite you sometimes

Yeah, unlikely in South Wales though.

Seen a Mako down here though on the boat over to the Scillies.

 

[Sucky]

Yeah, unlikely in South Wales though.

Seen a Mako down here though on the boat over to the Scillies.

Jelly fish. You got them Yeh?

They sting

 

[PINKIE]

Jelly fish. You got them Yeh?

They sting

Yeah we got em

Loads of Portuguese men o war washed up last summer.

Bad aids

 

[Sucky]

Yeah we got em

Loads of Portuguese men o war washed up last summer.

Bad aids

There ya go mate.

Bath much safer

 

[PINKIE]

There ya go mate.

Bath much safer

Short lengths though.

 

[Sucky]

Short lengths though.

Why it always gotta be work with you bruv, can't I just lie there ffs

 

[PINKIE]

Why it always gotta be work with you bruv, can't I just lie there ffs

Yeah bro, as long as you don't get in the way of the swimmers.

 

[Chief]

Jesus Where's that? You'd still die swimming in the sea up here

Yeah, you probably would.

This is like the Mediterranean compared to the North Sea.

 

[Sucky]

Yeah bro, as long as you don't get in the way of the swimmers.

Fuk you ****s, ill lie across it like Japanese shipping container.

 

[PINKIE]

Fuk you ****s, ill lie across it like Japanese shipping container.

Selfish ****

 

[Sucky]

Selfish ****

Go under init, just know i fart in the bath loads

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

I used to drop acid and go to Kew for the day lol

Spent the night in Kew Gardens on some rainbow CNDs

 

[Commachio]

Do I like Sharks ?

Or do shark's nuts shrivel up like a walnut ?

i like sharks.

 

[PINKIE]

Spent the night in Kew Gardens on some rainbow CNDs

That’s how I used to get my kicks in London. Football on a Saturday and then dropping acid and going to a nice park or gardens.

Also used to trip out and go to the theatre. I saw Susan Hill’s Woman in black at the Savoy, which has got really steep stands. I was so high (literally and metaphorically) I thought I was in that play lol.

Also saw Miss Saigon on LSD. Visually that is an incredible production, amazing whilst tripping

 

[PINKIE]

i like sharks.

I like sharks too.

Hoping we’re gonna get some more basking sharks down here again this summer. Apparently the plankton blooms are further south this year so there’s a good chance they’ll be back.

 

[Commachio]

I like sharks too.

Hoping we’re gonna get some more basking sharks down here again this summer. Apparently the plankton blooms are further south this year so there’s a good chance they’ll be back.

you may get some blue..

sharks are my favourite creatues.

 

[PINKIE]

you may get some blue..

sharks are my favourite creatues.

We get Blue, fishermen see them quite often.

I’ve seen a Mako from the boat going over to the Scillies too.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

you may get some blue..

sharks are my favourite creatues.

Because they refuse to eat mackems?