Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[originallambrettaman]

I couldn't find the old FIFA thread, so I'm just bunging this up here...

Fifa has banned ex-president Sepp Blatter from football until 2028 after giving him a new suspension.

 

[DMD]

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[rovertiger]

Didn't anyone tell the Captain you can't do a 3 point turn in the Canal?

 

[originallambrettaman]

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[Ron Burguvdy]

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And what about the Fish / curry sauce / ketchup /peas /gravy/ mayonnaise / chip spice question...

 

[Baldrick's Cunning Plan]

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I'm so unlucky. Just been told a couple of my tankers are caught up in this.

'10 tankers carrying 13 million barrels of crude oil are already stuck, causing oil prices to spike 2 per cent over fears of a shortage.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...al-blocked-cargo-ship-Given-runs-aground.html

 

[Mr Hatem]

I'm so unlucky. Just been told a couple of my tankers are caught up in this.

'10 tankers carrying 13 million barrels of crude oil are already stuck, causing oil prices to spike 2 per cent over fears of a shortage.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...al-blocked-cargo-ship-Given-runs-aground.html

You own oil tankers?

 

[rovertiger]

You own oil tankers?

No, he's a tanker spotter

 

[Baldrick's Cunning Plan]

You own oil tankers?

Not now. I've sold them both on Ebay at a loss.

Watch the price of petrol skyrocket shortly followed by the sob stories. I've just filled the car up at 124p/Litre. No Suez crisis is going to stop me driving to Tesco.

 

[THE EXCLUSIVE 10%]

No, he's a tanker spotter

So he likes to watch Hull.....

 

[rovertiger]

So he likes to watch Hull.....

But not Rovers

 

[tigerscanada]

Didn't anyone tell the Captain you can't do a 3 point turn in the Canal?

Somebody needs a stern warning, but the claimants will bow to the insurers on return to port when they suez them to the hilt.

 

[rovertiger]

Just looked online, the bloody things still stuck

 

[DMD]

So he likes to watch Hull.....

We don't have as much of a problem as they do with blocked suez.

 

[spesupersydera]

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[Ron Burguvdy]

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[Mr Hatem]

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Are you an undercover operative for the DEA?

 

[tigerscanada]

Are you an undercover operative for the DEA?

Maybe a member of the KGB or Russian Environment Agency... codename "Ursa Major".

 

[cheshireles]

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Grin and bear it!

 

[DMD]

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They only ever used to do that **** in the woods.*

*apart from polar bears, who do it on a big mint.