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  1. oldschool

    oldschool Well-Known Member

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    Come onnnnnnn, you look lovely,thanks so do you!......FFS Oprah looks like her head is a giant lions mane made of paper mache like they used to have on it's a knockout<laugh>
     
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    blonogasoven Well-Known Member

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    "Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.

    "Well, it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2005," I informed him.

    "Really?" he asked.

    "No," I said.
     
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  3. John Wick

    John Wick Well-Known Member

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    Fancy seeing you here. lol
     
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  4. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    Another convert?
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    yep he is a decent guy
     
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  6. Gessa

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    The more the merrier mate. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  7. John Wick

    John Wick Well-Known Member

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    No No, just had a look at the entire forum to see just how active other teams fans are..... turns out not many. Noticed the Leeds forum had had some recent activity then noticed the Jokes thread. :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    A cartoon of our Queen. Bastards. We should go to their offices and slaughter them all......
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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  10. Gessa

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    Just asked my scouse mate, why he only spent 4 quid on his mom for mother's day, he said it was because that's all she had in her purse.
     
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  11. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Mom?

    You a Sherman? <whistle>
     
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  12. Gessa

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    Sorry mate, you've completely lost me there
     
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    Me too
     
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    Sherman tank rhymes with y..k
    Allways preferred to refer them as septics myself.
     
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    My old man was a yank so....am I a sep or a tic!:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    in this neck of the woods its normally mam mate
     
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    NOT for the faint hearted


     
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    If only Roberts could put his foot through the ball like that.
     
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