You say you're not, but then reel off more ****e jokes about United. Massive contradiction, by a massive knobhead. You're obsessed, end of story.
Fgs, guys- can't we even have a thread about puns without it descending into the usual farcical argument? Anyway, my knob's twelve inches long- but I don't use it as a rule.
It wasn't designed for anything, just telling the truth but if the cap fits fella knock yourself out!
Confucius says, boy who go to bed with stiff problem, wake up with solution in hand. or Confucius says, man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day long.
Thatls actually quite clever. Confucius he say "Man who go out with flat-chested woman have reason for feeling down"
The world potato sculptings championships were held in Newcastle this morning. The winner got a potato clock... everyone else got up at 9'oclock. <run>
Mary had a little lamb with which she used to sleep too late she found it was a ram now Mary has a little lamb
i drove past a disabled school recently ...the sign outside said slow children What do you get if you put a baby in a blender.........an erection Please dont take offence
A couple of Tommy Coopers: I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'. The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'. A few other sillies: Q. What's brown and sweet and glides around an ice rink? A. Bourneville and Dean. There is a group of chess contestants in hotel reception bragging about how good they are. The Manager asks them to leave as he doesn't want 'chess nuts boasting in an open foyer' Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? A. He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney.
