You could always tell who was the special kid at school when they preferred pickled onion over beef monster much.
Hate the word ketchup. Seems almost American. But then again, in our house we also refer to mustard as ‘poorly baby poo’
Anyway, the fridge thing, try keeping your eggs in one of those chicken bowl things on the window sill during summer and see how that works out. Also, opened ketchup goes in the fridge you ****ing heathens.