Now your talking !!I’d have Fiona Bruce to be honest!
Now your talking !!I’d have Fiona Bruce to be honest!
Chocolate fireguard.
Ashtray on a motorbike.
Bicycle for a fish.
Take your pick.
We used to send new barmaids down to the cellar for a tin of tartan paint to patch up the lounge area. I feel they might be a decent choice at this point.
I once asked a barmaid in Cottingham for beef flavoured pork scratchings. It took her 20 minutes to tell me that they must have run out.

Go on then wht restaurant was itI got myself a job in a restaurant kitchen when I was 18. On my first shift, the chef handed me a ladel. The handle had broken off and he sent me down to reception to get some tape to mend it with.
I actually fell for it. The receptionist just rolled her eyes and rang the chef, told him to **** off!
You can fall for daft tricks like that when you're a kid.
Two weeks later chef gozzed in a customers meal, because he was in a mood.
I tipped off the manager who's office was just next door. The manager crept into the kitchen and caught the dirty bastard doing it again.
Bye Chef![]()
I thought you meant Braveheart.I think that you'll find that Robert the Bruce's heart was taken from his body when he died, and went missing. It was found and interred at Melrose Abbey, however not with his body.
I have no Knowledge re Wm Wallace's heart.
I doubt he'd get away with 22 players on the pitch, but even if he could, I still wouldn't have confidence in him getting it right.There's a lot of focus on tactics, but for league one you don't need multiple systems and astute managerial genius. We just need 2 solid players in each position, to be up for it and consistent. Man management is my concern here, not systems, subs etc.
Grant should have gone last season but whilst we're in touch with automatics I'd not roll the dice.... Yet.
But I do feel he's limited, and the mark of a manager is how he turns around a setback. Couldn't do it from January last year, and it'll be the test of his career to get things back on track now.
He has the squad.
Most of the names would have done a better job overall than McCan't.New owners needed to see the back of this manager. Who would be better? God! Who wouldn't. Under new ownership. should that ever happen I'd be delighted to see that nice man Nigel Adkins back. The wheel may well have come off McCan't's wagon now. We'll know better after the Lincoln game. That's for sure.
Nigel Clough, it won’t happen, even if we got relegated this season, McCann would still have a job.
I still think we’ll go up, despite these bad performances.
Really?!Interesting one Clough as I listen to a couple of football podcasts and any guest that's had him as a manager never has a good word to say about him.
Really?!
Comes across as a genuine bloke very humble
Roberto Di Matteo. Gus Poyet. Danny Cowley. Paul Cook. Oscar Garcia. Gary Johnson. Nigel Pearson. Nigel Adkins.
Any of them. Please?