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    And you think I'm bad! :D

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    Bad news for all you old farts on here desperate for the fear vaccine.

    The first batch may soon run out as global demand increases exponentially
    Pfizer Chiefs have said... " They predict a riot"
     
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    OLOF, Jan 13, 2021
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    what happens when the new strain affects mostly young ones do they give out stamped tickets
     
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    *103 passengers and only 40 meals was loaded on a Bombay to USA flight*.
    The airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea.
    About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announced :
    "I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinners."
    "Anyone who is kind enough to give up his/her meal for someone else, will receive free unlimited alcohol during the entire duration of the flight."
    Her next announcement came two hours later :
    *"If anyone wants to change their minds we still have 40 meals available*
    Cheers !!!
    *Moral*
    People who drink have a big heart!!
     
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