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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I couldn't give a ****, just glad it's done. Going to have a beer and watch football.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Honestly Luv. I meant it.

    It’s really nice.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    How many "spare bits" did you end up with @luvgonzo
     
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    just tell the Mrs they are spares in case owt breaks :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Im always quite suspicious if I end up with no "spares" <laugh>
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not many which surprised me.
     
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    would be the sort of thing an 82 year old granny would say ...
     
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    me too <laugh>
     
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  10. Solid Air 2

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    tbf you don't want too many as this just means either
    a ) even by our standards its lifespan is limited
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    b ) The desk came with a chair you didn't bother building - or equivalent .
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    10% rule.

    If you have less than 10% of the bits left when you’ve finished it, then it’s sound <ok>
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Luvs ikea idea<laugh>

    I feel for him. Flat pack is a right ball ache.
     
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    My toilet's ****ed. Bucket of water for a flush. Tumble dryer is ****ed. **** that ****.
    Our lasses brakes are ****ed.
    Got both car insurance up in Jan and car recovery ****. Fuk DIY.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Oh, and the fukin boiler is on the way out <cheers>
     
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  15. pieguts

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    Any chance you could give me 6 numbers for the lottery!
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Piss taking bastard. <laugh>
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Ask Luv he has the draw. <whistle>
     
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    Got the chain saw going this morning, not used it for a couple of years. Ready to lumberjack the morning away buy it kept stalling during the cut.

    Turns out I need to tweak the carburetor. Who knew that, eh?

    Will do exactly that tomorrow then saw the **** out of some logs. CBA going back to it a minute.
     
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    Sun beds and tables need putting together, pics later.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Sunbeds?

    It’s March mate.
     
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