DIY ****ers

We get Summer in April.

 

This looks a piece of piss tbf.

 

Tobes is from up north mate. Not sure he’s ever seen a summer!

 

Going to tidy my workshop which will undoubtedly lead to a couple of tip runs

 

Ffs I thought you meant a sunbed for tanning.

Fully disappointed

 

So you wouldn't get a tan if you laid on that in the sun?

 

As it's such a lovely day I suggested to the missus that she clean down the sun loungers. She told me to **** off. Lazy ****.

 

Not saying you wouldn't.

Just saying how disappointed I am that we can't take the piss out of luv looking like he's been tango'd

 

Pretty grim lookin where I am at the mo, lovely day yesterday though, sunny all day.

 

Not in Wales.

 

Took the week off to "decorate" (watch Cheltenham). Nasty crack in the ceiling. Wish I'd just painted over the wallpaper instead of stripping it now...

 

They look comfy, in a Guantanamo Bay fashion.

Or are there cushions?

 

All done.

 

Just asked her again and she ****ed off in the shower. Looks like I'm on my own.

 

There are cushions.

 

They look inviting mate.

I’d be inviting them to the ****ing tip personally, but maybe it’s just me.

 

You got German lodgers mate

 

I love them, quality feel to them solid.