Conversation at work about insults we've had that have stuck in the memory, for whatever reason. I was told -about 30 yr ago after a game of football- that I run like a gorilla but walk like a girl. No one else has ever classed me as a gorillagirl so who knows why. (Mine was the only one that didn't involve swearing and/or death threats)
A squaddie friend of mine was once told by his BC that he was lower than pond life, and that he was just a tab butt on the sole of life’s shoe.
ONE RSM ON THE PARADE GROUND TO A ROOKIE WHO COULDNT GET HIS RIGHT FROM LEFT The best part of you ran down your mothers leg dad to son who wants an 8oo quid phone son i hate you wish i was a spaceman and been shot into space dad if i wasn't pissed you would have been
Sergeant telling guys to hurry up in the showers come on get out, **** me son that looks like the last turkeys neck in the shop, do you struggle with girlfriends
Ne idea... also remember playing Liverpool and the chant “Luis Suarez your teeth are offside” got going, he replied by scoring 2 goals.
Was at the brother in laws I was bbq king for years Came back from the toilet This bimbo neighbour said I hope you’ve washed your hands This was 2016 I’ve never cook again
Cricketers are the best at insults. My favourite was Merv Hughes and Robin Smith. Smith played and missed and Hughes said "you cant f***ing bat". Smith hits next one for 4 and says " we make a great pair, I cant f***ing bat and you cant f***ing bowl". Always tickles me when I think of that. If you are going to insult someone be prepared for a response in time.
Always remember a m8 insulting his lass by saying she had nee tits so didnt need to wear a bra....her comeback was..."ye fkn wear underpants dont ya"
I remember a referee telling me a player he'd had a dealing with said to him. "If I call you a cùnt will you send me off" ? The ref said "yes, if you call me a **** i will send you off". The player then said, "what if I just think your a cùnt" ? Ref, "I can't send you off for thinking I'm a cùnt". Player, "oh ok, I think your a cùnt".
Apparently I dance like an epileptic spider! In all fairness this is probably only because a) I was a teen in the northern soul era and b) I have to be well oiled to be seen frequenting any dance floor.
Once heard a bloke in an argument say to another guy "God wasted a good a rsehole when he put teeth in your mouth"