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Toon vs Fulham

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Dec 16, 2020.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Aye.

    Seriously they are both as ****e as the other
     
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  2. Ben 10

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    Longstaff actually has ability. I don't know whether it's a confidence thing but it's not working at the minute
     
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  3. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    This is the thing he doesn't

    Seriously what's he good at?
     
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  4. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Well when he 1st came on the scene he looked good, passing, breaking up play etc, Man Utd wouldn't have wanted him otherwise
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

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    I assume you never saw Wayne Fereday play.

    Other teams would literally pay us a fortune so that we would have him on our team when we played them.

    If our entire team shot themselves in the head as soon a match kicked off, we would have still done better than if Wayne Fereday was in the team.

    It was rumoured that Newcastle United had wronged God, so he sent down the Devil into our team. He carefully disguised the Devil by giving him a **** moustache.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    E077ED48-C7B0-4A8C-9054-E2FA8A6D3995.jpeg Hi
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Nearly to the day 22/12/18 we drew 0-0
    at home with Fulham and that was as bad as today but the worst thing is our team hasn't changed that much in 2 years.
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha what a bell
    sinking fast in the Turd division
     
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  9. O'conner flood

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    we aren't though mate get your facts straight, we will always piss on your **** stain of a club and arsehole fans
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    just waiting for him to run back to his **** hole telling his mates how hard he is
    he sat on our thread all night ha ha
     
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  11. Ben 10

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    Ok let's look at the facts

    You're in the 3rd division and struggling
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    Eo-650XW8AERBiO.jpeg
     
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  13. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Your takeover has failed also last I heard due to complications.

    Your club is going into administration
     
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  14. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    And your **** city is going under post brexit because nobody will invest there they'll choose newcastle as usual...

    Your city voted for its own slow painful euthanasia
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Steve bruce sating we weren't good enough today but he's sure we'll play better because we always do???

    When have we played well?
     
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  16. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    just watched MotD where Scott Parker rubs his nose then rubs his hand down Bruce's coat
    if only <laugh>
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Bruce talking about how reaching a semi final is an achievement for a club of this stature


    **** off Bruce you fat ****.

    Seriously he's got such a low opinion on nufc
     
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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Bruce says our attacking quality was not there tonight
    bloody hell he stuck with Joelinton for over 60 mins
    how did it take him so long
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    He thinks he's pulling the wool over people's eyes.. Surely he knows how **** he is at his job? Surely he's looking at the way the other clubs play and he's realised he's not good enough? It's really really bad and has been for a long time. I can't see it getting better, but we might aswel just accept he's here for a long time.
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    What's with this Mackem **** who pops up whenever we drop a point?

    ****er would have an orgasm at the prospect of a 1-1 bore draw in the premier league

    dropping points to Wimbledon ffs.
     
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