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Toon vs Fulham

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Dec 16, 2020.

  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Ah Callum Wilson is the designated cliche regurgitater this week "playing against 10 men is sometimes hard"

    YEAH IT'S HARD IF YOU'RE ****ING ****.
     
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  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I actually agree
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    And running out of CBs, should be fun.
     
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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    30 mins and we didn't get after them

    The instructions under Bruce didnt change we still say back and punted long balls
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

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    Dwight did **** all today BTW. Sadly after he got his once-in-a-blue-moon goal against West Brom, Bruce now thinks hes a super sub.
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't matter who he plays... Not only ate the players worse, but a can't play any style of football well.

    The point was actually important.. If the gap was only 5 going into them that would be gone in 3 games or close to being gone... We should still be maybe 3 points clear of 18th after those 3 games, but honestly I can see us going down
     
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  7. Ben 10

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    What's he meant to do with Longstaff and Shelvey farting about with the ball in our half? Wilson done nothing apart from the penalty either because there's no service
     
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  8. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Team review

    Darlow did OK.
    Yedlin can't defend for ****.
    Longstaff was better than Wednesday but still ****.
    Miggy and Shelvs looked completely bored and didn't give a ****.
    Hayden was anonymous when he came on.
    Joey had an off day but still did more than Gayle.
    Gayle isn't as crap as Carroll but still didn't do ****.
    Ritchie was **** and got a horrific OG.
    Wilson scored a pen and did **** all else.
    Which I guess makes Clark out MOTM, despite the fact he was pretty crap too.
     
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  9. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Dwight gayle is a ****e player. He scores a goal once every bluemoon and people forget that he's **** for some reason.
     
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  10. O'conner flood

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    booo hoo hoo
    I wish rafa would come back we could be in the champions leeg
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    The whole lot of them were ****e, but Sean longstaff takes the biscuit for me... He's the worst player in the clubs history
     
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  12. Ben 10

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    You knackers can't even get in the Championship <laugh>
     
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  13. Ben 10

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    He's not like. He's not very good but that's an exaggeration
     
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  14. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Look we might be crap, but your clubs going into administration in league one, so you might wanna consider your own situation first and foremost mate
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    Mate he's absolutely useless he falls over the ball 3 to 4 times a game and loses the ball in dangerous areas constantly game after game.. He can't run fast, he can't tackle unless he's sliding in like an idiot, he doesn't score goals, he doesn't get assists he doesn't do anything.
     
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  16. Ben 10

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    I'm not disagreeing with those points but there's been worse, like Colback
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    Colback was better
     
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  18. Ben 10

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    <laugh><laugh> nar
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    I can't believe they still sat deep vs 10 men...

    Seriously Bruces the worst gutless manager we've ever had...

    Does he ever think a can win?
     
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  20. Charlie Dogscock

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    He's overrated cos he's a local lad that's made it into the first team, had a handful of good games under Rafa, then went to **** as soon as he heard big clubs were interested in him.

    Not even close to worst in history tho - Wayne Fereday, Fumaca, Luque Marcelino Boumsong, Andy Faye, Cacapa, Bassedas, Stimson, Stephane Guivarc'h, Silvio Maric... and the list goes on.
     
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  21. Toonitus

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    All those players were better...
     
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