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**** that ad just jump in the shower and do the credit card

 

I wasn't in my house when it happened. Plus I was drunk......

Bits of **** cotton all over the bathroom walls. <boakmuir> Then spewings all over the bathroom carpet <messmuir>

 

too late had a swatch yesterday and have to admit to being both shocked and slightly aroused

 

Surely you could have used your bidet ya rich ****

 

BTW wits this rep power all about.Is it the new bitch slap ?

 

****ing hell.I have used my y fronts and then flushed them down the toilet before.

 

better with a sock surely? get yer hand right in there and have a good bum rummage

 

My bidet is now a Champagne fountain. I get my butler to felch me clean.

 

Venom and Mick should have a money fight to the death. Whoever wins gets the **** knocked out of him by us and his money stole

 

Not a bad shout but i will stick to the y fronts.Imagine farting about a party with one sock on ? Anyway i think i followed through the time i used my y's

 

ah well if you sharted that's a complete game changer! did it trickle down yer leg? that's a ****..... so ive been told

 

Mick is considerably richer than me. **** got £20k just in winnings recently. I am away to get a bumper pay-rise hopefully..... <MillionDollarManMuir>

 

Aye, ye mentioned that before ya ****

 

I know, just thought I'd remind you.

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Wits this Venom new job on the horizon ? Lucky Bassa.I want a new job.The only problem is im my own boss on decent money and take 60 days off a year.Where else will i get that ?

 

a dun that in oz but I hid them in the systern. they wurny flushin.

 

And why the **** is your 'rep power' up to 7 now?

Am I the only one left who doesnt ****in understand what the **** it is?

I do not expect a straight and reasonable answer.

 

And I just used my last minute of quota time.

Have a ****e weekend ****os

 

Aye, my mob lost the contract for offshore and can't guarantee me the same yearly rate. So got an interview lined-up for a job doing the same thing, looks like the ideal job for me too. Less offshore and more money.

I'm the same as you though. Going to be losing about 12 weeks a year "holiday" if I get it. I could stay with the same company and hope they can offer me two on/two off, but that's unlikely.

The time off is the best thing about offshore, even better than the money in my book.