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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

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  1. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    What's in a name?
     
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    A lad asks his mom why brides wear white, she told him it was to show that she was pure and virtuous ready to be given over to her husband to be.
    Not believing her, he went and asked his dad the same question.
    "That's simple son, all household appliances come in white"
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    sometimes the best inventions are the easiest ones

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    That vaccine gun should have been reserved for COVID vaccine not HP <laugh>
     
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    82AC8F5C-7D08-42DC-B0F1-840D513682EF.jpeg
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    h
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    hey mate the woke brigade are out in force on our board have a pop over and read the thread bending the knee got some right lefties on our board
     
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  13. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    What are 'right lefties'? If they're any good I might vote for them.
     
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    C'mon, OLOF, that's unfair. Abbott's hair doesn't look like that.
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    CORBYNISTAS
     
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    EXTERMINATE......EXTERMINATE.....
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  18. brisbane-lion

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    He's a lefty lefty. IN the words of Donald Trump "He's a lefty, really lefty, there's no-one, and i mean no-one more lefty that he is". (Actually I think he was a prat of the first order)
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl<cheers><cheers>
     
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    THE DURTY TWAT WAS SHAGGING ABBOTT...................:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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